Retrospective retirement (aka the first night I waste time when I should be doing homework)

I'm retiring a bunch of old away messages because they are A.) Obsolete, B.) Not as amusing as I used to think they were, or C.) Tired and want to live out the rest of their lives in the equivalent of internet Florida. Complete with added comments!

If you'd like, ( read on and enjoy. )

Quotant Quotables:

(These are from a few days/weeks ago, but they need to go in here before I forget)

"...And I hate to say it, but I would be the guy who probably smells like sausage."
-Dan, when we were discussing who we'd all be if we were in Grease (don't you TOTALLY know who he is referring to? Even if it is so offensive?)


Donnelle: I have an Italian madrigal stuck in my head.
Jenni: ...Cool? ...Sorry?
-During the department meeting

ExEdgecrusherX: Auto-reply: oh man everyone has general auditions except me, BWA HA HA HA HA! enjoy your nerve racking wait for those callback lists, HAHAHA its so great to have graduated, oh man have fun at CLASS everybody, I'll just have to occupy myself with my professional acting carreer in chicago, gonna be so BORING without CLASS and waiting for the auditions and callbacks, sheesh...but to all my friends at ISU GOOD LUCK, and break a leg!

-Matt Russell's away message the day of auditions for generals. BEST. GRAD. AWAY-MESSAGE. EVER.

I don't THINK I've done this one before....

You are CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL. She is a rad
chick with absolutely no fashion sense. If you
are a guy and chose this... you are gay.


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*Niiiice*